Second-grade Loveland student reportedly suspended for imaginary weapon - Boulder Daily Camera

http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_22524862/second-grade-loveland-student-reportedly-suspended-imaginary-weapon

A boy pretending to save the earth destroyed an imaginary evil thing in an imaginary box with an imaginary grenade. For that brave/creative/7-year-old boy act, his school has given him a real suspension.